Dear Bitcoin,

Can we have one more (short lived) crash, please? I don’t ask for much. Would be a great Christmas present.

Something around the $5000 mark would be amazing. But I’d take $6000, too!

I know it’s unlikely, as you’re too busy getting pumped by the 100,000 new users coming into Coinbase EVERY DAY!

But it would be nice if you could drop just a little. I made some mistakes trying to mess with the market when I should have just held early on.

And now I’m not much further ahead than my friends who have just got in in last couple of weeks!

Dear Bitcoin, Can we just have one more crash before you go steaming towards the moon/mars!?

So, Bitcoin, if you’re listening, a drop would be great! Nothing that would prevent mass adoption and turn the court of public opinion against your good self.

Just a little dip.

Thanks!

Yours sincerely,

A Guy Who Should Have Just Held

PS, I promise I won’t mess up this time.